Party Portico Architect T-Shirts

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Tree house.

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Building Sandcastles.

Canape?

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

Aprons

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

"Wait, there's another fold? No wonder we have so many extra stones."

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

Pizza Tower Bridge

"It's a cookout-act stupid!"

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

Swing

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

Psychic diving competition.

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

"He lives in a block of flats"

Inventor of the Tudor spirit-level

Pisa Hut.

"Who like 'em well done?"

Constructing your own prison!

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

Snow Bridge.

"I hope we can flip it before the tide comes in."

Architectural Messages Through the Ages.

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

'What's the fuss? It looks okay to me.'

'Soufle, can I have the blueprint?.'

'I need a green house built ASAP.'

Toy White House built incorrectly.