Party Planner In Training Gifts

"I'm about to experience the totality of who I am!"

Are we inviting invisible friends?

A boy saying he will wait for the women to leave the room before he eats

Suddenly Maude realised she had ordered the wrong birthday cake.

'Why don't you come to my birthday party? It'll be a great place for networking...'

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Cow Pinatas

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Champagne

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Cardiac Recovery.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Punt Cake

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

We'll have Manhattans...

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel