Party-on-a-pedal Lover Pillows

"High-energy music, motivational coaching, an epic space - depressing stuff but add in some fixed bikes and you're on a winner."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

A vampire in a canoe.

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

Bicycle sat nav.

"Do you do much walking?"

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

New Year's Eve party for dogs

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

"Our latest technological leap allowed us to automate our full operation, become carbon-neutral, and keep all our employees."

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

Green Bike

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

Love by bike

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

Child in toy car being pulled by a dog

'It certainly sounds like a fantastic offer, but I'm not supposed to answer the phone.'

'Be a friend.'

Man-spreading, Dutch style.

"E.T. phone home... Now!"

"Jimmy Choo, Mahnolo Blahnik- honestly can't taste the difference."

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

Penguins - one is skating.

'Call me a slave to fashion, but how do I get down from these without killing myself?'

Sustainable transport

'Sorry kid, but rules are rules!'

Man on exercise bike plugged into the TV.

Stilettos Sharpened

"It was such a nice day, so I took spot for a three hour ride in the convertible."

Human Cull: Car drivers who honk their horn at cyclists for no good reason.

"It's just a loaner while my other horse is in the shop."

Roo felt a little cheated with his new Christmas present.

"It's an 'Ee by gum' bike."

Pedalling Horse Carriage