Lover Of Horseplay Pillows

'Isn't it amazing how we can fall asleep standing?'

Skipping Horse

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"They're comfortable."

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

A very young man being hired as a groom.

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

ONE HORSE TOWN

"Caption contest"

'I think I felt a foal. Why don't we run a blood test to be sure?'

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

'What's founder?'

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

Lasso

'Impressive resume, but frankly, in your line of work, people just want to check your teeth...'

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

'The math is more complex this year and some of you won't be able to just tap out your answers anymore.'

"Emotional Support Horses Welcome"

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

Stubborn Horses

"I'm a huge proponent of control over speed."

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'