Lover Of Horseplay Mugs

'Isn't it amazing how we can fall asleep standing?'

Skipping Horse

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"They're comfortable."

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

A very young man being hired as a groom.

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

ONE HORSE TOWN

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

'I think I felt a foal. Why don't we run a blood test to be sure?'

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

'What's founder?'

"Caption contest"

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

Lasso

Stubborn Horses

'The math is more complex this year and some of you won't be able to just tap out your answers anymore.'

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

'Impressive resume, but frankly, in your line of work, people just want to check your teeth...'

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"I'm a huge proponent of control over speed."

"Emotional Support Horses Welcome"