Horseplay Enthusiast Pillows

Horse Play

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV

"Honey, have you seen my loafers?"

The Race

I like the look of that 'Trojan Boy'.

Skipping Horse

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"They're comfortable."

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

ONE HORSE TOWN

'I think I felt a foal. Why don't we run a blood test to be sure?'

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

'What's founder?'

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

Lasso

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

Stubborn Horses

'The math is more complex this year and some of you won't be able to just tap out your answers anymore.'

"I'm a huge proponent of control over speed."