Party Life Savior Pillows

Cotts Party-Pooper Scooper.

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Bacchus.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

A Woman Holding Canapes

"My Blackberry will get in touch with your Blackberry."

Prosecco

The Happiest Hen in Acle

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

PIna Colada

'While Dionysus is indisposed, who wants to take over as God of Wine?'

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

'To make sure I get noticed I always talk in a big bold typeface.'

Elderly People

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

'My dress is thirteen years old today!'

Boozing and Cruising

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....