Party Life Savior Pillows

Cotts Party-Pooper Scooper.

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Bacchus.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

A Woman Holding Canapes

The Happiest Hen in Acle

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

Prosecco

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

'To make sure I get noticed I always talk in a big bold typeface.'

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

'While Dionysus is indisposed, who wants to take over as God of Wine?'

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

PIna Colada

Elderly People

'My dress is thirteen years old today!'

Boozing and Cruising

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

'Here comes our order.'

Join me in a Caiprinha!

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."