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'Actually, I hate places like this.'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Beach con-man.

Party Animals.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Green Balloon

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Canape?

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

'I hate Mondays.'

A man looks up at the earth

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

The Happiest Hen in Acle

Redhead

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Carioca

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'