Former Party Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Let's see...we've taken you off smoking, drinking and rich food. What else do you enjoy?'

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Trump pardons

"Who's got the hammer?"

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

Party Animals.

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Political convention

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

Canape?

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

Green Balloon

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

"You're a fine one to talk about my spending!"

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

U.S. Foreign Policy

The Streets - Night

The Russian Election.

A man looks up at the earth

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

British Prime Minister

Roe v. Wade

Arizona In Black

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

DUNVOTIN