Former Party Enthusiast Pillows

'Let's see...we've taken you off smoking, drinking and rich food. What else do you enjoy?'

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Trump pardons

"Who's got the hammer?"

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

Party Animals.

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Political convention

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Green Balloon

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

Canape?

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

"You're a fine one to talk about my spending!"

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

U.S. Foreign Policy

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

DUNVOTIN

The Russian Election.

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

Trump

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

Roe v. Wade

Arizona In Black