
"You know I hate birthdays!"
Find t-shirts that speak to the celebration hater—funny, sarcastic, and perfectly suited for anyone who loves avoiding the party scene. Wear your humor on your sleeve with these clever tees.
"You know I hate birthdays!"
Dancing Doctor
Bubbly
Pilot with champagne.
"We won!"
'I hate Mondays.'
Champagne
Happy Days Are Here Again
'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'
I hate Mondays and now I'm developing an aversion to Tuesdays!
"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"
Cheers
"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."
Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.
WPOV's (White People On Vacation)
Library Grand Opening
"I don't usually like green food, but that looks pretty good."
"Champagne always makes her light-headed."
"I want the contract to say that if we win a championship of any sort, no one spills champagne on my head."
Happy Days are here again
Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.
Birthday Cake
Football party
The Maryland School of Art's Class of 1998 Celebrating This Week's Commencement With The Traditional Thesis Painting Toss.
Small boy blowing a party blower.
Champagne Polka
Eighteenth Birthday.
"Your grandfather just paid off his student loan."
'Actually, I hate places like this.'
"Dang it."
"This is what happens when they pull your earlobes on your birthday."
Two grooms cake, with dog.
Gracie is counting the days until Christmas while Papi counts the days until the credit card bill comes.
'It's not just the Oktoberfests, it's the novemberfests, birthdayfests, flagdayfests, mayfests, arboedayfests...'
Champion.
Explore our collection of mugs designed for celebration haters—bring humor to their morning routine with witty and sarcastic designs.
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