Party Game Avoider Mugs

'Uh, i'll pass.'

Beach con-man.

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

Short-lived Neanderthal Games: Slap The Sleeping Dinosaur

"If you don't stop saying 'This whole game is a charade!' we're going home."

Worried man looking at stock market chart on his computer screen with office party going on in the background.

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

"You know I hate birthdays!"

"Okay, which one of you called me CANDYASS?!"

Nervous at a party.

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

"I want the contract to say that if we win a championship of any sort, no one spills champagne on my head."

Stag night high jinks.

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

Proctologists' Office Party Games

Auto Mechanic Birthdays

Clown Inhaling Laughing Gas

'I refuse to kiss this guy's ass.'

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

'Honey, I would love to go out with you, but I feel like an idiot at all your friends' parties. The conversations are always way above my head.'

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

"The originator of the office birthday party."

"Die alone"

These were Bob's colleagues, all right, but clearly they hadn't received Funny Fred's global e-mail.

Election Cancelling Headphones

"Is it 'Goldfinger...?'"

"Just this once, can we not talk about news or politics or money or family or relationships or children or friends or sex or religion or sports or culture or real estate or the past or the future?"

'Did you make a wish?'

'I guess it's true what they say: spirits just don't mix'

"Steve found it hard to express his feelings."