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'Uh, i'll pass.'

Beach con-man.

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

"If you don't stop saying 'This whole game is a charade!' we're going home."

Worried man looking at stock market chart on his computer screen with office party going on in the background.

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

"You know I hate birthdays!"

Nervous at a party.

"I want the contract to say that if we win a championship of any sort, no one spills champagne on my head."

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

Stag night high jinks.

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

Proctologists' Office Party Games

'Honey, I would love to go out with you, but I feel like an idiot at all your friends' parties. The conversations are always way above my head.'

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

Election Cancelling Headphones

"Is it 'Goldfinger...?'"

"Die alone"

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

"The originator of the office birthday party."

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

"Just this once, can we not talk about news or politics or money or family or relationships or children or friends or sex or religion or sports or culture or real estate or the past or the future?"

'I guess it's true what they say: spirits just don't mix'

Cow limbos under electric fence.