Party Dweller Mugs

"Don't mention Pat Buchanan, pro or con."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Bacchus.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

A Woman Holding Canapes

Masquerade

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

Prosecco

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"

Carioca

Redhead

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'