Bar Dweller Mugs

"Wow, interactive people"

"Here comes those birds you pulled last night, stout and bitter."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Shaken not stirred

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

'I can't find a dry martini anywhere.'

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

'It's the newest thing out. A big screen fish finder.'

Wifi whore

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

The Bar & Grill of Ordinary Men: Quiet Desperation 11 am - closing (Karaoke on Saturday)

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.

You have had enough

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

A menu with risks and benefits

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

Business As Usual Bar & Grill: 'How's business? 'Don't ask!'

'Hey Are you sniffing at my girlfriend's ae'

Meet The People in the Bookstore Café Staring at Their Laptops 2-4 p.m.