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"Don't mention Pat Buchanan, pro or con."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

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Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Bacchus.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

A Woman Holding Canapes

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"My Blackberry will get in touch with your Blackberry."

Masquerade

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

Prosecco

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"

Redhead

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

Carioca

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"