Party Connoisseur T-Shirts

'Where can I download that app?'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

I could have danced all night!

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

'No ice.'

Party Animals.

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Join me in a Martini?

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"I love this time of day."

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Green Balloon

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Canape?

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

A man looks up at the earth

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Superheroes Having a Drink

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."