Party Connoisseur T-Shirts

'Where can I download that app?'

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

I could have danced all night!

Party Animals.

'No ice.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Join me in a Martini?

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

Green Balloon

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"I love this time of day."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Canape?

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

All dressed up and no place to go

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

A man looks up at the earth