Party Comet Pillows

"Nobody told me it was formal."

Sloaney Pony.

Mardi Gras

I could have danced all night!

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Cat Nip.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Bubbly

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Early photobombing

Join me in a Martini?

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Wolf Karaoke

Balancing two espresso martinis

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Beers

Shaken not stirred

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Margarita

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Karataoke

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"