Partisan Debating Pro Pillows

"I'm here to clean up the mess that Obama has made."

Gun laws US

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace..."

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

"People, the facts are inescapable. Any ideas on how we can ignore them?"

God Bless America, God Help Syria

Bigot Spigot

Minister rubbishes private sector hospital initiative.

Abdullah Debate

Assault weapons go over the cliff.

Caution Bullet Ahead

The euro as a monster

Trump promises versus reality.

"If someone tells you they lied, they are probably telling the truth."

Rishi Sunak interrupts Liz Truss in leader's debate

'Actually, we don't like the term 'cannibal', we prefer to be called 'homovores'.'

"No taxation without representation!"

Are You a True American Patriot?

"I feel that I've been given a unique opportunity to speak out on the issues."

"This is Professor Schvrtxvt from Ruritania -- he doesn't speak any English, but he sure is DIVERSE!"

Trump's Justice Beats Lady Liberty

"My Mr. Right turned out to be Mr. Far Right."

"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' "

"We need to start seeing other news sources."