Political Debater Pillows

"Who are you kidding? You're all about small government until you get stuck in a tree."

"How very exciting! I have never before met a Second Amendment lawyer."

"For God's sake, have some populist rage."

"We need to start seeing other news sources."

North / South divide

They Both Saw The Light At The End Of The Tunnel.

Critical Race Theory

"I wish lack of access to health care was our problem."

"As for immigration, I say admit anyone who arrives on the Concorde."

"No, I didn't. I never said there should be no government regulation."

'I actually wanted to open a lemonade stand, but there was too much red tape and regulation...'

I brought your coffee and a list of new things about the world you're going to have to learn to accept

"No taxation without representation!"

"If all this healthcare debate makes my head explode, will our current plan cover it?"

US: In Guns We Trust.

"If my son dies in a school shooting and you're not armed, then it's your fault!"

Illegal Immigration to the US

"That's how you think because you're an egghead."

"I don't consider myself as intolerant."

"Dad - is England the country who once ruled half the world?"

American election coverage

Anarchism

If the NRA got its wish to arm educators, the tone of traditional parent-teacher conferences...

Vince cable

"Warren Buffet has said he and others who are wealthy like yourself should pay more taxes..."

Tea Party Dictionary, Militias.

Minister rubbishes private sector hospital initiative.

"Furthermore, my opponent does not believe in Canadian Unexceptionalism."

"We're a bit polarized here, I'm afraid. Ingrid wants to invade Haiti, I don't."

"Thank you, sir. I see you're not hopelessly liberal."

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

"I just think you're going to need a better rallying cry than 'Absence of evidence isn't evidence of absence.'"

"This is our rant room."

"This is out last week to argue about politics before we're all obsessed with 'Game of Thrones.'"

"I'll be damned if I'll agree with anybody who has a tiny umbrella in his drink."