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Subatomic Particle Super-Collider Humor. You'll never guess who I ran into yesterday! (Published originally on May 18, 2009.)

'It's the new cut mother - it's called the Higgs Boson.'

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

She loves to play with string theory.

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

The Physiciatrist...

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Subatomic particles

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

It's a pretty serious chemical imbalance, Mr. Sims

"Here comes the super-visor."

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"I don't know - the minute I figured out how to make it self-aware it realized it was naked, ran, and hid from me."

'And the actual value of the Hubble Constant is critical to the question or whether our Universe will continue to expand forever, or...POP.'

Australian Mobile Bar

'Periodic table and avoirdupois weight of the Mendeleev family'

Greatly enlarged view of newly discovered particle.

'I collect a different type of oil painting.'

'We must construct our own large hadron collider so that we can obtain results that are consistent with our cultural heritage.'

"Is that it? Is that the Grand Unified Theory?"

"Kevin's sort of a negative person, while I tend to be positive, so we have an electrical connection."

"I never expected to collide into you!"

"No, I'm afraid Pluto is never in the dog house."

The Principal of Inertia.

"Pi and mash squared please."

'Look, I don't want any funny business.'

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

Large Hadron Colliider-scope

"You know that's not what I meant by 'give me a hand'!"

"Photons have mass, but their rest mass is zero."

'Not too serious just a couple of particles collided.'

"I'm dating a much younger guy....makes sense, my ex was a cheetah."

"I'll have what he's having."

"I've been entangled with a photon on the other side of the galaxy for eons, and then yesterday, out of the blue, she said she wants to date OTHER particles!"