Particle Pun Lover Pillows

'It's the new cut mother - it's called the Higgs Boson.'

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

She loves to play with string theory.

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

The Physiciatrist...

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Subatomic particles

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"Here comes the super-visor."

"I don't know - the minute I figured out how to make it self-aware it realized it was naked, ran, and hid from me."

'And the actual value of the Hubble Constant is critical to the question or whether our Universe will continue to expand forever, or...POP.'

Australian Mobile Bar

Greatly enlarged view of newly discovered particle.

'Periodic table and avoirdupois weight of the Mendeleev family'

"Kevin's sort of a negative person, while I tend to be positive, so we have an electrical connection."

'I collect a different type of oil painting.'

"Is that it? Is that the Grand Unified Theory?"

'We must construct our own large hadron collider so that we can obtain results that are consistent with our cultural heritage.'

"No, I'm afraid Pluto is never in the dog house."

The Principal of Inertia.

"I never expected to collide into you!"

'Look, I don't want any funny business.'

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

Large Hadron Colliider-scope

"You know that's not what I meant by 'give me a hand'!"

"So our ant-cestors come from Ant-artica?"

"I'll have what he's having."

Cat's Tongue

"I'm dating a much younger guy....makes sense, my ex was a cheetah."