Particle Love Story Enthusiast Pillows

"I've been entangled with a photon on the other side of the galaxy for eons, and then yesterday, out of the blue, she said she wants to date OTHER particles!"

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

Subatomic particles

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

'We've proven without a doubt, that this particle has a negative charge. Unfortunately, an accelerator in Switzerland has proven, without a doubt, that it has a positive charge.'

Some recently de-classified nuclear secrets.

Greatly enlarged view of newly discovered particle.

'We must construct our own large hadron collider so that we can obtain results that are consistent with our cultural heritage.'

'Scientists claim they have found the 'God Particle'. In a related story, they are still looking for the 'Job Creator Particle'.'

Spot the Higgs Boson competition

'Love changes everything.'

"I never expected to collide into you!"

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

Large Hadron Colliider-scope

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

They were made for each other. She was easy to look at; he had a lazy eye.

A Higgs Bosun

A woman reads a romance novel.

"You both have something in common. Dr. Davis has discovered a particle which nobody has seen, and Prof. Higbe has discovered a galaxy which nobody has seen."

"Not again!"

Quantum Mechanics Mechanics working on Atoms

"I wanted to give her my heart and my whole life, but I forgot my credit card at home."

"I met my husband in this bar... well, ex-husband...well, my ex-husband who's my current boyfriend. It's complicated."

Neutriyes: Affectionate particle produced when neutrinos are passed through an underground tank of beer. Unlike the neutrino, the neutriyes can be identified by its indiscriminate attraction to any available atom.

Fairy Tales Can Come True

Protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons.

"Forty years ago on this very seat I proposed to you. Made up your mind yet?"

"Robyn Dixon got remarried!!!"