Particle Love Story Enthusiast Mugs

"I've been entangled with a photon on the other side of the galaxy for eons, and then yesterday, out of the blue, she said she wants to date OTHER particles!"

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

Subatomic particles

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

'We've proven without a doubt, that this particle has a negative charge. Unfortunately, an accelerator in Switzerland has proven, without a doubt, that it has a positive charge.'

Some recently de-classified nuclear secrets.

Greatly enlarged view of newly discovered particle.

'We must construct our own large hadron collider so that we can obtain results that are consistent with our cultural heritage.'

'Scientists claim they have found the 'God Particle'. In a related story, they are still looking for the 'Job Creator Particle'.'

"I never expected to collide into you!"

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

'Love changes everything.'

Spot the Higgs Boson competition

Large Hadron Colliider-scope

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

They were made for each other. She was easy to look at; he had a lazy eye.

A Higgs Bosun

A woman reads a romance novel.

Fairy Tales Can Come True

"Not again!"

Quantum Mechanics Mechanics working on Atoms

"I wanted to give her my heart and my whole life, but I forgot my credit card at home."

"You both have something in common. Dr. Davis has discovered a particle which nobody has seen, and Prof. Higbe has discovered a galaxy which nobody has seen."

Neutriyes: Affectionate particle produced when neutrinos are passed through an underground tank of beer. Unlike the neutrino, the neutriyes can be identified by its indiscriminate attraction to any available atom.

"I met my husband in this bar... well, ex-husband...well, my ex-husband who's my current boyfriend. It's complicated."

Protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons.

"Robyn Dixon got remarried!!!"