Particle Physics Lover Pillows

'We've proven without a doubt, that this particle has a negative charge. Unfortunately, an accelerator in Switzerland has proven, without a doubt, that it has a positive charge.'

Albert Einstein

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

The Physiciatrist...

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

Newton's Cradle Solar System

"Bonk!"

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Owl thinks of mathematical equation.

Subatomic particles

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

'A new musical - Einstein's quest - rehearsal'

'Say again: a train going 50 Miles Per Hour leaves Chicago heading to a black hole where the rules of motion change as a function of distance from a singularity ... and then what?'

Using Frank Drake's famous equation, Betty calculates the probability of finding intelligent life on a Saturday night.

'People, get a half-life!'

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

"I've either discovered dark matter, or I've left the lens cap on."

"As I mentioned next week in my talk on reversible time..."

Newton's vacation

Newton's Law and Order.

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist, George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

Greatly enlarged view of newly discovered particle.

"It's the formula for a black hole."

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

Archimedes statue tipped up by a lever.

A pianist trying to read a Newtonian equation

Albert Einstein and book

"We seem to be at that point where particle physics leaves of and theology begins."

Rogue Traders from Parallel Universes.