Participating In A Tennis Tournament Pillows

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Mixed Doubles.

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

COWS: Cow Pong

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

Tennis ball girl.

Cheerleaders

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

I love PE.

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

"My therapist plays with my brain."