Part-time Professional Mugs

I'm only a part-time waiter, I'm really an actor.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

"Daddy's working from home today."

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

Loyalty Award

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"I need to clone myself."

"Ms. Ray, you're getting a promotion! You're no longer my Gal Friday. You're now my Gal Saturday."

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

Balancing Family and Work

Two plans - one long-term and one short-term.

"I want to work from home!"

'They're a very successful family.'

Professional woman in pub

'Retirement is OK, but instead of looking forword to weekends, I'm working at McDonalds.'

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

Work Life Balance

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

"I'm not the ruthless guy everyone says I am, but that's my goal."

Laptops

"Office of quality assurance"

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

"Appointments. Disappointments."

"Oh, can't complain, but I do."

Of COURSE I hate to rush around all the time! But I do it so I won't have to hurry later!

'I am trying to achieve a work-life balance'