Part-time Mechanic Mugs

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: Do you own a lowrider?"

The Hobby Store

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

CLEAR!

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"Nothing serious - just some twenties stuck in your crankshaft."

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Rust test in progress.

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

''Meaning of Life' is the next mountain over. I teach auto mechanics.'

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

Nice park. . .

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

Last Chance for Everything.

"Baldo, I don't care what you are...as long as you're good at it."

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.