Part-time Performer Mugs

I got a call from my agent so I have to step out for an audition. I'll be back before you are ready for dessert.

"Just for a while dear, we must part."

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

In, out, shake it all about.

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

Sailor boy

"More helium."

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

'I'll do half of it.'

'Publisher recommends a good paper shredder.'

Pogo Cellist

"If I were writing fulltime, I'd have three unpublished novels by now."

'Let's get some play-doh and make happy masks.'

I'm only a part-time waiter, I'm really an actor.

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

'Turn me back into a lovely assistant right now Martin.'

Helium Guitar Festival

Sale: Air guitar. As new.

"I don't think air guitar counts."

'Hold' (an interpretative dance)

Policeman

Naked Hamlet

Pole dancing

"They always give us minimum-wage, part-time guys the riskiest jobs."

I was considered a part time employee since I only worked one night a year and thus wasn't eligible for the pension plan, so here I am in my golden years.

When applying for a part-time job in retail, try not to state the obvious.

"If you're part time here, what do you do the rest of the time?"

"Ruddy gig economy."

'You only want to do it now when people are watching.'

Centaur had spots painted on him so he can play a cow.