Part-time Employee Gifts

I was considered a part time employee since I only worked one night a year and thus wasn't eligible for the pension plan, so here I am in my golden years.

"Take your lunch hour, now, Julie...see you in ten minutes."

"As a no-benefits, temporary, part time employee, we've given you the freedom to be your creative best!

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

'Retirement is OK, but instead of looking forword to weekends, I'm working at McDonalds.'

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

"They'd sold out of #1's."

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

I'm only a part-time waiter, I'm really an actor.

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: Do you own a lowrider?"

'Hold' (an interpretative dance)

Job centre - casual jobs; rotten, insecure low-paid jobs;dull, boring, repetitive jobs; Jobs that no-one in their right mind would consider.

"They always give us minimum-wage, part-time guys the riskiest jobs."

When applying for a part-time job in retail, try not to state the obvious.

"If you're part time here, what do you do the rest of the time?"

"Ruddy gig economy."

"This idea of offering staff flexible working options is genius, we should have done it years ago!"

"Tim, I want you to meet the limited edition of Wally."

"Actually, I'm just in town to waste eight hours a day, five days a week for thirty years, then I'm leaving. How about you?''

'These part-time, no-benefits, temporary employees have the uncanny ability to disappear at will.'

"What's a good board for someone who gets out in the water once a year but talks about surfing incessantly?"

'I thought we agreed,one would do mornings and one the afternoons!'

Labour Force Survey Shows Increase in Part Time Working.

Part-time workers

'I only make $8 an hour, but fortunately, since they cut my hours, the job doesn't take up much of my time.'

'This Hot-desking - it is just a metaphor you know.'

Part-time workers.

"You the fellow who ordered computer parts in bulk?"

Wally earns big buck stuffing envelopes at home!

"Yes, I've lost weight. I don't have time to eat because I have to work three jobs to buy food."

"Juggling our schedules with me in school and you working full-time is just too difficult."