Parrot Buff Pillows

he used to belong to a cartoonist

bird interprets modern art

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

Get on with it!

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

Robot walking pet robot

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

'Soon, you will start to notice changes in your body... massive, horrifying changes.'

'Oi, call the fire brigade, my foot's stuck.'

'Take me to your leader Earthworm.'

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

Pirates

Bird Watching with Binoculars

Sorry, I thought you said you wanted to see 'Parrot Normal Activity'

Hyenas as Pets

"Repeat after me..."

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'Oh no a speed camera.'

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

Evil Villain.

"All of my visitors have to wear that get up. Apparently my humour is very infectious."

"He's a fine talker, but can you understand Portuguese?"

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

"He spent all morning trying to teach me my own name."

'If they're so darn 'fair and balance,' why are all the reporters people?'

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'