Parrot Buff Pillows

he used to belong to a cartoonist

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

bird interprets modern art

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

Get on with it!

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

Robot walking pet robot

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

"He'll only talk when his lawyer's present."

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

'Soon, you will start to notice changes in your body... massive, horrifying changes.'

'Oi, call the fire brigade, my foot's stuck.'

Sorry, I thought you said you wanted to see 'Parrot Normal Activity'

'Take me to your leader Earthworm.'

Hyenas as Pets

"Repeat after me..."

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

Bird Watching with Binoculars

Pirates

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'Oh no a speed camera.'

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

Evil Villain.

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

"All of my visitors have to wear that get up. Apparently my humour is very infectious."

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"He's a fine talker, but can you understand Portuguese?"

'If they're so darn 'fair and balance,' why are all the reporters people?'

I think I need new glasses. I swear I just saw a tiny man jump off your bridge.