Parody Film Aficionado Gifts

Bro of Frankenstein

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Build your very own conflict of interest!

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

'Did you just show your teeth at me Wilson?'

"Bloody hell!"

"I don't think the turkey's going to be done on time. That's the dishwasher."

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

Kritik's Korner

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

Klimt Kiss Phones

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Bribes for Jabs

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

"Housekeeping?!"