Parlor Games Gifts

"No, Mr. McGruder. It's supposed to read 'Bunco'."

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Cow Pinatas

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

'I hope you replace your divots.'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'She'll never look for me here.'

Peel poker.

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'I like you, you've got balls.'

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

Short-lived Neanderthal Games: Slap The Sleeping Dinosaur

"welcome man cave."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

Quiz Night...

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

"Am I through to the next round?"

Turn Down For What.

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

'There's no mention of stuffing. Keep going until you get to the sugar and spice.'

'Okay, people... The name of the game is Musical Cubicles! The winner gets to be the new district manager! Ready... set... GO!!'

Covid pinata

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

Whack A Soul.

Bad Halloween party games #7: Bobbing for Lobsters

Auto Mechanic Birthdays