Parlor Game Lovers Gifts

"No, Mr. McGruder. It's supposed to read 'Bunco'."

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Sweep the board.

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

Jungle Games

Knights queue up to attempt to pull excalibur with a claw machine.

Children's Book Publisher. It should be good for lots or repeat sales

'We can't really play Hide and Seek, there's nowhere to hide on the plains...'

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

"Cool, jigsaw box!"

Rodney Dangerfield - Spot the Difference

"This little piggy went to market, this little piggy drove the getaway car..."

Yoyos

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

'Okay, people... The name of the game is Musical Cubicles! The winner gets to be the new district manager! Ready... set... GO!!'

"Go out and play. You can't just sit there watching wall all day."

Man playing chess from his parked car.

A pirate uses his hook on a buzz wire game.

'Steeee-rike three!'

Children playing really hard at complex table football game

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

'I refuse to kiss this guy's ass.'

Electronic Abacus

Rubik builds a snowman out of cubes.

Whack A Soul.

"I spy something blue."

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.