Parkour Enthusiast Gifts

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

'This free running craze is becoming a plague.'

Parkour championship

"If you're going to take up parkour during lockdown, at least clean your shoes."

The Vineyard

International Women's Day

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

The Amazing Man-Spider

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"You've changed."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Middle-Age Superheroes

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

Cat Reunion

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Superheroes Having a Drink

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

Slow Night

Pet Cemetery.

Reasonableman

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

"That whole, 'fast than a speeding bullet' think suddenly makes sense!"

'It just never dawned on me that one of his super powers was supervising."

In his old days Superman's x-ray vision declined, but it still worked as a TV remote.

'We're all getting older ok!' 'These days I'm down to the speed of sound!'