Parkour Gifts

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

"I thought you'd take up something like gardening in your retirement, not parkour."

"It's great to have something we can all do together."

Super high bounce trampoline park

Parkour Breakfast

Parkour for the over-40s.

'This free running craze is becoming a plague.'

'The following have fees outstanding...'

Parkour championship

"You've been free-running again, haven't you?"

"If you're going to take up parkour during lockdown, at least clean your shoes."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Very Difficult Conversations

Piracy on a boating lake

How about going easy on the carbs

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Cat Reunion

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Broomstick crash.

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Life's a Bench.

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

Parachuting bishop.

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

Psychiatry in the Park

I'm a paralegal, it's like a flying doctor, only it's about law.

Now hiring.

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."