Parkour Gifts

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

"I thought you'd take up something like gardening in your retirement, not parkour."

"It's great to have something we can all do together."

Super high bounce trampoline park

Parkour Breakfast

'This free running craze is becoming a plague.'

'The following have fees outstanding...'

Parkour championship

"You've been free-running again, haven't you?"

"If you're going to take up parkour during lockdown, at least clean your shoes."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Piracy on a boating lake

Very Difficult Conversations

How about going easy on the carbs

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Broomstick crash.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Cat Reunion

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

Parachuting bishop.

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

Psychiatry in the Park

I'm a paralegal, it's like a flying doctor, only it's about law.

Cupid and parachutists.

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"