Parking Ticket Extremist Pillows

"I see cars. Lots of illegally parked cars."

Cake Free Zone

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"The good news is, we've managed to secure you a ?7 per week pay increase. The bad news is, we're going to charge ?2 per day to park your cars."

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

A Not So Grand Slam.

'I think you are over-reacting Mr. Brown. You were charged a mandatory basic parking fine. I don't think we need to talk about taking your case to the European Court of Human Rights in Strasbourg.'

"I couldn't find parking in the city, so I moved home, got back with my high-school girlfriend, had a baby, and got a great deal on a new car."

Car parked illegally has 'divorce attorney on call' sign in window.

"I've brought the wrong tickets...And I've come to the wrong show."

'After you finish validating me,could you validate my parking receipt,doctor?'

St. Lukes Church: Pray and Display

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

"He lost his Season Ticket."

Brookstick Clamp

"I don't think we're supposed to taser people who park on double yellow lines."

'Not only does this car park itself, but if it dents the car behind it, it leaves a note with the wrong phone number. Just like I do!'

"He was only here as a visitor, but collapsed when he saw the car park charges."

A Loyal Dog's Escape From The Parking Meter.

'A £500 fine just for double parking?' - 'Yes, mine was the one on top.'

'Deposit $1.00 - This is your final notice before we send it to a collection agency.'

"Great. He took two spaces. Now where do I park?"

'Fixing parking tickets is a local matter.'

No Parking - Financial Advisor On Call.

Clamped Horse

Clamped hamster wheel.

Traffic warden tied to a lamp post with double yellow lines.

"Looks a little pricey"

'It doesn't specify whether the driver or the car is disabled.'

"It's the cheapest multi-story carpark in town."

'I can't I've been clamped.'

'Heh heh, the perfect crime!'

A fine for double parking? Yes, mine was the one on top.

Luther's ninety-five theses on your terrible parking.