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Parking, for people who don't know any better.

Confusing Parking Rules

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

There are plenty of parking places if only you know where to look.

Find Your Car Service

"We're not there yet, because your daddy still can't remember which level he parked it on!"

"Something just didn't add up."

Two Players both holding the same cue.

'I can validate both your feelings and your parking.'

"It's worse than I thought."

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

Angry priest clutching car keys storms into church, saying: 'It's about time the Holy Father made inconsiderate parking a sin.'

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."

"Frank?"

Gretchen encounters the mother of all SAT questions.

"What do you mean you can't figure it out? It's not rocket science! Oh, wait..."

The invention of parking problems

"Just when you think you've got it all figured out, they hit you with algebra."

"You haven't quite got the idea of pi have you Jones."

CPA. It looks like some of our clients might have tax problems this year. Halley's Comet files a return only once every 75 years. And the black hole seems to be hiding lots of income. Neither Pluto nor Mars can pay what they owe. Pluto's assets are frozen. And Mars isn't called the "Red Planet" for no reason. I think earth might be the only one getting a refund. Of course, it has billions of dependents!

'Just stay calm and ask if they've got valet parking.'

'A role model? Yes, I suppose he was. Everywhere he went, people would say 'That's Bill Fenton... You don't want to be that guy!''

"If we came here in a faster-than-light spaceship, shouldn't it be dark out?"

"Tell Santa that Rudolph's check engine light is on."

Apparently, this model can only be fixed using quantum mechanics.

Church Parking

'The rust problem turned out to be more extensive than we expected.'

'Sometimes I just feel like processing some data, but I have no data to process - other times I have the data, but I have nothing to process it with.'

"They think it was an oversight by our oversight committee that caused the recent problems."

Thank you, Thank you... One quick announcement - The owner of a large orange gourd - Please move your vehicle - You're parked on a loading zone.

"This model comes loaded with options, including a parking space in your neighborhood."

G.P.S for Poor Math Students

"I think we're supposed to connect the positive wire here and the negative wire there. But I can't."

All Day Parking $1. Leave keys. It may be necessary to move your car to a more convenient spot.

Moses Parking