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Parking, for people who don't know any better.

Confusing Parking Rules

There are plenty of parking places if only you know where to look.

Find Your Car Service

"We're not there yet, because your daddy still can't remember which level he parked it on!"

"Something just didn't add up."

Two Players both holding the same cue.

'I can validate both your feelings and your parking.'

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

"It's worse than I thought."

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."

Angry priest clutching car keys storms into church, saying: 'It's about time the Holy Father made inconsiderate parking a sin.'

"Frank?"

"What do you mean you can't figure it out? It's not rocket science! Oh, wait..."

The invention of parking problems

"Just when you think you've got it all figured out, they hit you with algebra."

"You haven't quite got the idea of pi have you Jones."

'A role model? Yes, I suppose he was. Everywhere he went, people would say 'That's Bill Fenton... You don't want to be that guy!''

'Just stay calm and ask if they've got valet parking.'

Apparently, this model can only be fixed using quantum mechanics.

"Tell Santa that Rudolph's check engine light is on."

Church Parking

"If we came here in a faster-than-light spaceship, shouldn't it be dark out?"

'Sometimes I just feel like processing some data, but I have no data to process - other times I have the data, but I have nothing to process it with.'

"They think it was an oversight by our oversight committee that caused the recent problems."

Thank you, Thank you... One quick announcement - The owner of a large orange gourd - Please move your vehicle - You're parked on a loading zone.

"This model comes loaded with options, including a parking space in your neighborhood."

"I think we're supposed to connect the positive wire here and the negative wire there. But I can't."

All Day Parking $1. Leave keys. It may be necessary to move your car to a more convenient spot.

"Today's test question: If Joe Jones accumulates $16,000 student loan debt in college, then gets a job earning $30,000 a ywar, in how many years would he pay off his loan debt?"

Moses Parking

"Our fare structure is completely transparent, as anyone with a degree in higher mathematics can see."

Life in cities before towing ordinances were enacted.

"How come we always pick the slowest lane of traffic?"

Park: Sorry Full.