Parking Puzzle Lover T-Shirts

All Day Parking $1. Leave keys. It may be necessary to move your car to a more convenient spot.

'Hey, bud, I wouldn't park my car there if I were you!'

Can You Spot the Differences?

Eldrow

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

"Prove you're not a human Select the squares with a bike Skip"

'I can validate both your feelings and your parking.'

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

Nice park. . .

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist, George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

"Why do you feel like you're lost?"

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

"Nope, not a dock! Not a diving board! Guess again!"

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."

'Don't disturb your father for an hour he's busy doing the Five minute crossword.'

"We're not there yet, because your daddy still can't remember which level he parked it on!"

'It's not an accounting breakthrough, Sam. It's wrong.'

'No, you don't get extra credit for a creative parking technique!'

Still dazed...Lester is confused as to which came first, the chickens or the eggs?

Math Class Rm. 200. I don't get it --- Algebra was invented thousands of years ago and "x" is still unknown!

'Just stay calm and ask if they've got valet parking.'

Bookshelves arranged like a crossword puzzle.

"Angry or Hangry?

Murder Mystery

"I couldn't find parking in the city, so I moved home, got back with my high-school girlfriend, had a baby, and got a great deal on a new car."

You know the opera was a flop when even the orchestra leaves early to get to the parking garage before the rush.

Fire Escapes