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Life in cities before towing ordinances were enacted.

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

'You may feel lost and insignificant at first working for us.'

Thinking and thinking backwards.

'I can validate both your feelings and your parking.'

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

"Is there a God?"

'The hippiest dryads were often farouche.'

"Hey, Brian. I can't make it to the park today, but I'll be there in spirit."

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

'Turn your thinking cap around, Robert.'

'That's from the last year the data was available.'

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

Bizarre sights.

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."

"I gave on the E train."

"We're not there yet, because your daddy still can't remember which level he parked it on!"

'Andrews, a parking space will be assigned to you in a day or two.'

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

"You know what your problem is? You think too much."

'Am I covered if a car falls on my tree?'

"Hang on - I've forgotten the question!"

Dr. Rontgens shadow.

Cartoon heading in the right direction.