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Moses Parking

'Of course I'm nervous. I'm double parked.'

Jurassic Parking Lot

"Here's the parking lot."

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

'I can validate both your feelings and your parking.'

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

"She may be awhile. Her mother's helping her park."

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

"We're not there yet, because your daddy still can't remember which level he parked it on!"

'Andrews, a parking space will be assigned to you in a day or two.'

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."

"Harry, you're wrong on every level."

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

Adjunct educator substitute teacher.

'Just stay calm and ask if they've got valet parking.'

"We're goiong to leave now so we can get a jump on wandering around the parking lot looking for our car."

"I couldn't find parking in the city, so I moved home, got back with my high-school girlfriend, had a baby, and got a great deal on a new car."

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

"As an attorney half my time is spent in court. The rest is evenly split between sitting at my computer and looking for parking."

Handicap Parking Only - Ticket Odds 4 to 1.

Church Parking

Cross Platform.

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

Parking validation

'Try not to smile, sir. Imagine you're looking for a parking space.'

'Hey, there's a spot - pull in there!'

Wentworth patiently waits for his receipt.

Thank you, Thank you... One quick announcement - The owner of a large orange gourd - Please move your vehicle - You're parked on a loading zone.

St. Lukes Church: Pray and Display

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Laws of Chicago - Illegal Objects Inserted in Parking Meters.

'I invented the parking ticket.'