Parking Predicament Solver T-Shirts

Moses Parking

'Of course I'm nervous. I'm double parked.'

"Here's the parking lot."

'I can validate both your feelings and your parking.'

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

"She may be awhile. Her mother's helping her park."

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

'Andrews, a parking space will be assigned to you in a day or two.'

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."

"We're not there yet, because your daddy still can't remember which level he parked it on!"

'Just stay calm and ask if they've got valet parking.'

"I couldn't find parking in the city, so I moved home, got back with my high-school girlfriend, had a baby, and got a great deal on a new car."

Adjunct educator substitute teacher.

"We're goiong to leave now so we can get a jump on wandering around the parking lot looking for our car."

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

Wentworth patiently waits for his receipt.

'Try not to smile, sir. Imagine you're looking for a parking space.'

'Hey, there's a spot - pull in there!'

Church Parking

Parking validation

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

Handicap Parking Only - Ticket Odds 4 to 1.

"As an attorney half my time is spent in court. The rest is evenly split between sitting at my computer and looking for parking."

Cross Platform.

Thank you, Thank you... One quick announcement - The owner of a large orange gourd - Please move your vehicle - You're parked on a loading zone.

St. Lukes Church: Pray and Display

Parking

'I invented the parking ticket.'

'I thought putting it up there would deter ordinary folk from using it.' (Disabled Parking Space).

"One last request: move my car to the 11:30 A.M. to 1 P.M. Monday -Thursday side of the street for tomorrow."

"This model comes loaded with options, including a parking space in your neighborhood."