Parking Lot Conundrums T-Shirts

"Excuse me,are you leaving?"

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"Here's the parking lot."

"Honestly, John, I'm not angry! I was going to suggest you give up driving even before you hit my car in the parking lot!"

'I can validate both your feelings and your parking.'

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

"She may be awhile. Her mother's helping her park."

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

'Andrews, a parking space will be assigned to you in a day or two.'

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."

"We're goiong to leave now so we can get a jump on wandering around the parking lot looking for our car."

Adjunct educator substitute teacher.

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

Cross Platform.

Wentworth patiently waits for his receipt.

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

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'Try not to smile, sir. Imagine you're looking for a parking space.'

"As an attorney half my time is spent in court. The rest is evenly split between sitting at my computer and looking for parking."

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

Handicap Parking Only - Ticket Odds 4 to 1.

Thank you, Thank you... One quick announcement - The owner of a large orange gourd - Please move your vehicle - You're parked on a loading zone.

St. Lukes Church: Pray and Display

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Laws of Chicago - Illegal Objects Inserted in Parking Meters.

"One last request: move my car to the 11:30 A.M. to 1 P.M. Monday -Thursday side of the street for tomorrow."

'I invented the parking ticket.'

'I thought putting it up there would deter ordinary folk from using it.' (Disabled Parking Space).