Parking Issues T-Shirts

'Look. I don't care if you do work as a theater usher. You can't just tear up any ticket you want!!'

"Look, buddy, the truth you need to know is that I won't stamp your parking ticket!

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

"She may be awhile. Her mother's helping her park."

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

'I think you are over-reacting Mr. Brown. You were charged a mandatory basic parking fine. I don't think we need to talk about taking your case to the European Court of Human Rights in Strasbourg.'

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

"We're goiong to leave now so we can get a jump on wandering around the parking lot looking for our car."

Adjunct educator substitute teacher.

'Just stay calm and ask if they've got valet parking.'

"Do you validate?" "What? No, there's no parking lot. It's just street parking. And that's free." "I know. But I came in to get a coffee yesterday morning at 7:59. The line was so long that I didn't get out of here till 8:02. Apparently you had street cleaning that started at 8am." "I'm not following." "It was your long line. The least you could do is validate the parking ticket they gave me." "Get out."

Car parked illegally has 'divorce attorney on call' sign in window.

"I couldn't find parking in the city, so I moved home, got back with my high-school girlfriend, had a baby, and got a great deal on a new car."

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

Church Parking

NHS parking meter being taken into A&E - 'It's been beaten up!'

Wentworth patiently waits for his receipt.

'Try not to smile, sir. Imagine you're looking for a parking space.'

Parking validation

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

"As an attorney half my time is spent in court. The rest is evenly split between sitting at my computer and looking for parking."

Cross Platform.

Handicap Parking Only - Ticket Odds 4 to 1.

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

Thank you, Thank you... One quick announcement - The owner of a large orange gourd - Please move your vehicle - You're parked on a loading zone.

St. Lukes Church: Pray and Display

Parking

"This model comes loaded with options, including a parking space in your neighborhood."

"One last request: move my car to the 11:30 A.M. to 1 P.M. Monday -Thursday side of the street for tomorrow."

'I invented the parking ticket.'

Laws of Chicago - Illegal Objects Inserted in Parking Meters.

'I thought putting it up there would deter ordinary folk from using it.' (Disabled Parking Space).