Parkgoer T-Shirts

'Well he's always been a hero to me.'

Dry Paint

Bitchbark Canoe

Playing Fetch.

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Piracy on a boating lake

The Demise of Tinkerbell

How about going easy on the carbs

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"It feels good to unwind..."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"What other tricks does he need?"

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

Masquerade

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."