Parkgoer Pillows

'Well he's always been a hero to me.'

Dry Paint

Bitchbark Canoe

Playing Fetch.

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Piracy on a boating lake

The Demise of Tinkerbell

How about going easy on the carbs

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"It feels good to unwind..."

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

Beaver tower

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

"What other tricks does he need?"

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back