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"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

'The kids were so sweet...'

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"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed.

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"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

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Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

The inventor of the Slip 'n Slide becomes a father.

The best relationships are silent.

'Mom can I have another apple?'

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"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

"I'd like my son seated in the first row."

'You can stop looking-I just remembered I didn't wear my retainer today. Funny, huh?'

He knows a few words, but he doesn't stay on message.

Playerpen - 'Naptime already?'

Witch's child wants to ride mechanical broom.

"Let's have refreshments on parents' night. These people need nourishment."

Stuff You Do In Pre-natel Class.

"The babysitter wants to know where you keep your vodka?"

'We're running combat maneuvers on our 3 year old?'

"We're not too concerned about him not graduating. We've only made it to tenth grade so we're already proud."

'There's a meeting at school tonight, Dad. The superintendent, the principal, the school board, and you.'

'I really hope Mrs. Picasso comes to parents' night.'

"She's a natural!"

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Biological parent's night.

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