Laid-back Parents Prints

Customer Relationship Management at Surf City Hospital

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

'The kids were so sweet...'

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

Children's Nursery

The inventor of the Slip 'n Slide becomes a father.

'Mom can I have another apple?'

Procrastinator Hall of Fame

Half-A**ed Publishing Presents...

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

Husband and Child in Pram

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

Man types with beer on his computer.

'You can stop looking-I just remembered I didn't wear my retainer today. Funny, huh?'

"What is it about the firm's global presence that most appealed to you?"

Playerpen - 'Naptime already?'

Another great new year's eve! We're not doing anything, Ames. That's what's so good about it. The Dixons asked us over for a Quaker new year. They pop the bottles at 9 p.m. I guess

He knows a few words, but he doesn't stay on message.

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

'Tell dad he did a lousy paint job.'

"I'm starting to realize for you your loafers aren't just a fashion statement but a lifestyle."

Stuff You Do In Pre-natel Class.

'We're running combat maneuvers on our 3 year old?'

It is what it is. Settle down! Stop being such a worrywart. What's the worst that could happen? Inactivists.

"She's a natural!"

'The electric fence is a godsend.'

Totally Relaxed Fit Jeans

"Sloth!"

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

Ned Thompson, unpretentious wine taster.

'His is bigger.'