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"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

'The kids were so sweet...'

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"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

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"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

Parent Involvement Tip #1

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The best relationships are silent.

'Mom can I have another apple?'

"I'd like my son seated in the first row."

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

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'You can stop looking-I just remembered I didn't wear my retainer today. Funny, huh?'

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"Let's have refreshments on parents' night. These people need nourishment."

"The babysitter wants to know where you keep your vodka?"

'We're running combat maneuvers on our 3 year old?'

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"We're not too concerned about him not graduating. We've only made it to tenth grade so we're already proud."

'There's a meeting at school tonight, Dad. The superintendent, the principal, the school board, and you.'

'I really hope Mrs. Picasso comes to parents' night.'

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Biological parent's night.

"She's a natural!"

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