Parents Of Twins Gifts

The Baby Walker

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

"Remember, she had twins, so I go in first, and then you follow about 3 minutes later."

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

Maternity ward: 'Oh boy - stereo!'

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

'What's the plural of baby?'

'Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?..'

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'

man juggling career, home and children

'Breastfeeding twins doesn't sound that hard to me...'

'Actually both my kids are twins...'

'Twiiiiiiiiins!!!!'

"It had better be twins."

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

'Good news dear, the doctor says we're going to have twins.'

Twins

'Two bees or not two bees - THAT is the question.'

'Forget the wheel. Invent diapers.'

'Oh, boy - stereo!'

'Here we go, two more mouths to feed.'

'He's lookin' at me!'

"Twins!...Who's the other father?"

Tired mom: I thought labour ended when leaving the hospital.

'Actually the twins are not hard to tell apart. When I put them down, the one that cries is Dennis.'

'What a coincidence....that's my mum's name to!'

Twins

"Have you ever heard the saying, 'Two heads are better than one'?"

Having spotted the Feglers and their two sets of twins approaching, the Fillmans quickly prepared themselves.

'My chiropractor said that since I had the twins my posture has improved.'