Parenting Truth Seeker Gifts

"Well, son...child rearing is expensive. So we are outsourcing you to a family in Bangladesh!"

Squeezing the Free Press.

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"It's such a lovely day!"

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Press Freedom

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

Skeptic Tank.

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'I knew things were getting out of hand when I went from snips, to snails, to puppy dogs tails....'

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

Letters escape from a caged book.

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

Truth

"Which news channel should we watch?"

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

Information...political rhetoric

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

"What Genocide? What Armenians?"

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

Turkey, present day...

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"