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"I don't normally like to increase a child's hyper-active medicine, but in this case...."

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

The No No No's

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

Mother CareBaby Gap

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

JAMES BONDING

Mom, I think you're carrying us too much.

"Should we keep the receipt in case of returns."

'You know, termite queens have over 100 million offspring. I mean, just saying...'

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

World's Best Dad. I don't know. I thought they were with you. World's Best Mom.

'Still having trouble finding day care?'

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

"I mean, he does have a point."

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

'Mother will catch you!'

Baby Footballer

'He's at that difficult age: 0 to 16.'

"Remember, Kimberly, I'm more than your agent. I'm your mother."

'Dad a dachshund is really half a dog high and two dog long...'

Add your kids' ages together...

Muscular Dad

'This buggy gets only about one mile per gal.'

'How about wearing a limo driver's cap when taking me to practice?'

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

"It's a special place where they check the eyes in the back of their heads."

"Attention, please. At 8:45 A.M. on Tuesday, July 29, 2008, you are all scheduled to take the New York State Bar Exam."

'I'm about to throw a tantrum. What are you doing?'